Saturday, January 1, 2011

I Spoke Too Soon

Just needed to give a shout out and a big middle finger to Alaska Airlines for the flight back to Seattle. A two-hour delay taking off from Maui...all because of a warning light which the pilot said they would have ignored had we been in the air. The biggest part of the delay was waiting for a new gate to dock at, and mechanics to take a look. Since we were already boarded on the plane, that made an already long flight a whole lot longer.

But hey...I'm all for making sure the plane is safe before it takes off. No problem there. What really ticks me off is we received nothing for the inconvenience. A free drink? No. A free sandwich? No. Free use of the overpriced digi-players? Oh hell no. As I was purchasing our meals, I said to the flight attendant that I thought it was odd, given the long delay, that we weren't being offered a free meal or at the least a free drink. She assured me there would be a freebie coming later in the flight. Well...it never came. Alaska will be hearing from me.

Bottom line - don't fly Alaska to Hawaii. It's only a single-aisle plane, and that's too long a trip to be a prisoner of the food/beverage cart in the aisle. We normally fly Hawaiian, and it's sooo much better. Wide-body jet, free meal (not just a cruddy sandwich) -- which Ally enjoyed on her way to Maui from LA. Jorge and I flew Alaska this time because I wanted to use my $99 companion ticket to help offset the cost. Never. Again.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Maui, It's Been Fun!

Our final full day on Maui. It was a great 2.5 weeks, even though we had our share of overcast and rain. Even so, Ally is still leaving with a very nice tan. Had our last pool/tanning session this morning, under a rather hot Maui sun.

Then it was off to Kihei to pick up some last minute gifts. Note to anyone visiting Maui: Tutu's Pantry in the Kihei Kalama Village shopping center has the best Maui-made jams, sauces and rubs.

We had to be back at the condo by 5pm for the Bridgeport Education (WTF?) Holiday Bowl, featuring our own UW Huskies (Woof!). All for nothing, though, as the game on before the Holiday Bowl went two OTs...so the game started without us being able to watch. We dialed up the radio broadcast on the internet and heckled Tennessee and UNC to get their game over.

Finally we got the UW telecast, and settled in to enjoy the game with our dinner. Ally considers herself an honorary Husky when it comes to football, since Pepperdine doesn't have a football team.

Great game...great effort by the Huskies. Great way to end our vacation.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

"V is for Vabulous!"

(more on the title in a bit) Good Maui sun today for a change. Stayed extra long at the pool as our time in dwindling. That's the worst part of coming to Maui -- having to leave.

Shopping time this afternoon. Ally and I went to the Kihei Kalama Village, where they have lots of booths selling all kinds of Hawaiiana. There was a great booth selling soaps, lotions and candles in tropical scents and made on Maui. So much cool stuff...so hard to choose. Another shop was selling all kinds of Maui-made butters, jams and food stuffs. Again...so hard to choose.

We have been laughing about another new island product - Spam flavored macadamia nuts. There are other flavors as well -- wasabi, green chili, etc -- but who thought the world needed Spam flavored anything (other than Spam).

We saw a couple of old guys wearing UW t-shirts with Oregon hats. A bunch of young guys passed them, and yelled "Go Dawgs!" and whooped. One of the old guys said "How about Oregon?" and the guys replied "Eh -- not so much."

We excitedly awaited the start of tonight's classic Hawaii Five-O episode - part three of the "V is Vashon" trilogy. It was all there -- the wooden acting, the stilted dialogue -- and oh so much more tonight. McGarrett was framed for murder, and was suspended from his job. This meant we got to see him in clothing other than his works clothes...and oh, what a treat! First was the white suit and the white Panama hat -- a similar look to what he was wearing back in 1968 when we happened to see the actual Jack Lord striding into the Holiday Mart in Waikiki.





If the white suit and hat wasn't enough, there was the pink ascot. Yes, a pink ascot. Jorge said he looked like a gay caballero. I don't recall seeing the ascot at Holiday Mart. So while McGarrett was taking a bit of a "gay-cation" his crack Five-O team kept on investigating.

They brought their findings to Casa McGarrett, and there was Stevie holding court on a lounge chair wearing nothing but a yellow robe. A short yellow robe. And he was showing lots and lots of leg. Ally and I nearly tripped over each other trying get photos of the screen shot. V is for Vabulous! We're gonna miss classic Five-O when we get home.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Happy Happy Happy Hour

Still a little overcast today, but that didn't stop us from taking a morning walk along the beach. Still ample debris from the storm, but the beach was more passable today. It was sad to see they had cut down our favorite trees along our route -- they were milestones as we walked, not to mention places where I've shot pics of Ally every time we visit. So we had to walk a bit further to find another grove of trees suitable for a photo.

We did another of those late lunch-early dinner things today. Decided to hit the happy hour at Moose McGillycuddy's in Kihei. Figured we could watch the Tuesday night football game and take advantage of happy hour prices. Both Ally and Jorge enjoyed a "lava flow"...which is basically a pina colada with strawberry puree added. When we were eating at Leilani's the other night, the manager saw them drinking pina coladas and asked if they had ever had a lava flow. He told them if you have a couple, you won't be able to stand up. Looks like Jorge can hardly wait to jump right in there! Good drinks...good meal...and we got to root on the Vikings because B. Favre wasn't playing.

We enjoyed another episode of classic Hawaii Five-O, a continuation of the story that began last night. Again...ridiculous acting, ridiculous dialogue...fun time! We did figure out that Jack Lord's Steve McGarrett is the model that David Caruso based his CSI: Miami character of Horatio Caine on. The hair...the stiff acting...the even stiffer dialogue.

I wondered if anyone else shared our theory...so I went online and found that indeed they did. I found a webpage titled "David Caruso Revealed: Jack Lord II" with this description: "David Caruso is the most wooden actor in the history of television since Jack Lord. He delivers every line as though he was getting a prostate exam."

Monday, December 27, 2010

"Book 'em, Danno."

Not a good day today for beach or pool. No rain, but very overcast. It was a good morning for Ally and Jorge to watch the Arsenal-Chelsea match on TV...while I read out on the deck. I didn't mind the mild temp and soft breeze.

Decided this would be a good afternoon to finally go malling at the Queen Ka'anhumanu Center. Jorge opted for a movie at the mall theater (wise choice). Disappointing shopping...I was hoping they would have brighter colors in jackets for Ally, but it was the same old black-navy-gray that we have at home. At least Ally found her 2011 Bunny Suicides wall calendar.

Tonight was another barbecue night at Sugar Beach. We had chicken that had marinated for 48 hours in our Azeka marinade. The guys at the grill next to ours were doing dozens of hot dogs. The entire grill - upper and lower -- was filled with wieners. I asked if they were feeding an army, and they said "you haven't seen our boys eat. they eat a lot." So they must be with the young college guys we've seen around.

The barbecue on the other side of them was the show of the night. It was a guy and his daughter, and they had rather nice looking steaks...possibly filet mignon? He must have had the temperature up too high, because when he opened the lid on the grill, flames shot skyward. It looked like his steaks were frying in the flames of hell! I'll bet even Ruth's Chris doesn't flame steaks like that. He fiddled around but couldn't figure out how to lower the temperature, and seemed too embarrassed to ask for help...so he just closed the lid. Ally and I were chuckling as we could see the flames going crazy inside the grill. The flames were a good foot high when he removed the steaks...and muttered something about "the way we like them" and scuttled off into the night.

Meanwhile, Jorge was cooking our chicken to perfection. We also grilled more onions (one a Maui onion and one a sweet onion from Peru) and some sweet potato fries. We added some great one minute microwavable sticky rice, and it was a delicious dinner! I practiced some plating with the drizzle of teriyaki sauce on the plate. (l to r: onion, chicken on top of rice, sweet potato fries).

We relaxed after dinner with one of our favorite island pass times - watching an episode of classic Hawaii Five-O. We watch the new Hawaii Five-O, which is actually quite cheesy. However, next to the original with Jack Lord, the new version is an Emmy winner. Laughable plots, atrocious dialogue, god-awful acting...what more could you want? Tonight's episode also featured a rare running sequence by McGarrett, a hairy guy in a too-tight swimsuit, and a crook tripping McGarrett by tossing a pillowcase at him. But they saved the best part for the end. With the criminal dead in a car crash, McGarrett says "finish up here, Danno" and walks back to his big black mercury. What does Danno do? Stumbles along behind him, gets into the car and they drive off. Laughter ensues.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

"That Mai Tai Really Hit Me Hard!"

Tonight we traveled up to Kaanapali for our "big dinner" of the trip. We make nearly all of our meals at the condo, but at least once a trip we treat ourselves to a really nice dinner. Ally did some restaurant research online, suggested Leilani's up on Kaanapali Beach, and made a reservation.

We got there a little early, so we went to have a drink at their lower-level beach cafe (seen in photo). I had a diet coke, while Ally and Jorge had pina coladas...with the requisite mini umbrellas. When we got upstairs to the dining room, we had a table with a nice view out on the ocean for sunset. We saw three catamarans full of people come in...probably a whale watching trip or something. The catamarans pulled right up on the beach; then the stairs were lowered and people started to disembark.

So many gooood choices for dinner! After careful consideration, I selected pistachio-crusted mahi mahi...Jorge took fish and shrimp...and Ally went for the gusto -- a Flintstone-sized serving of baby back ribs.

While we waited for dinner, Ally remarked "Wow - that mai tai has really hit me hard." Jorge laughed and said "Apparently so...because you had a pina colada...not a mai tai." Me thinks the pina coloda might have hit Jorge a bit hard, too



The dinner was fantastic. Ally made it through a little more than half of the ribs; the rest will make a tasty lunch tomorrow. She had to save room for dessert - hula pie! We shared a piece, and even Jorge went at it with gusto.

Before I Forget...

A few memorable exchanges that have occurred during our vacay:

Gail: "The Sounders home opener is March 15 at 6:30. Isn't that kind of early?"
Jorge: "6:30?"
Gail: "No, March 15th."
Jorge: "Yeah, 6:30."



Ally points out two guys at the pool both reading the same Jon Krakauer book.
Jorge: "Who's Jon Krakauer?"
Gail: "He's the guy who wrote the book that the movie 'Into the Wild' was based on."
Jorge: "So...he wrote the book 'Into the Wild'."
Gail: "Yeah."



Woman at the barbecue: "Did you SEE the whales out here today?"
Jorge: "Do you know my mother-in-law? Did she tell you to say that?"